Are you going to be waiting at the gates of Hell once Doomsday comes? Or are you settling for a life in purgatory? Or is it still possible to be in the Kingdom of Heaven once the FINAL DAY comes?
Here at the Message of the Passing sect we are taking no chances with your everlasting salvation. We guarantee your presence in the Kingdom of God after the World as we know it ends.
The Message of the Passing is based on very complex research and history of God, Creation and our Holy Lord’s Church. Our group strongly believes that the only true good in the world is your soul, and the only real evil is the body that carries that soul while on its mission to earth.
How do we know this?
Do you decide daily to make a conscious choice to good or evil to your fellow human beings, animals and the planet? Do you sometimes do unholy things because of this decision making process?
Is it a struggle to honour your Lord Jesus Christ, do you deny his existence...yet find yourself talking to him in times of need? Do you sometimes feel like smashing some mofo in the face with a hammer? Of course you do! So do we! So does everybody!
FAQ’s:
Can we pay by cash or cheque to get into heaven? Yes, you can even pay with credit card. How many people can I pay for? You can pay for as many people as you like, you may also pay to keep someone OUT of the Kingdom of Heaven. However that is a little more expensive.
How do you guarantee that I will be in Heaven? When Judgement days comes, and if all your dues are up to date, we get you in through the secret side gate. If for some reason you end up in purgatory, or hell, call the handy 1-800 number that you receive (as a tattoo) when you submit your initial (substantial) payment. We will send someone to sort out your mess immediately. How do we get started? Send a reply to this advertisement and we will arrange for someone to contact you with information on our group and its philosophies. There is no fee, and no sales people will call, as if Jesus and Heaven need sales people!
Don't delay, the end is near!
Sign up now and get covered for all of 2012 without paying a single cent! Sign up your whole family and get a free “Go to Hell” coupon you can use on anyone you know!
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