"You bring me 2 cases of whiskey or $500 and she's yours."

This ad comes from an email that I received this morning from - duh duh duh DAAAA - someone who reads Best of Used Regina! How exciting for me, don't you think? The subject line simply said: Best. Ad. Ever. Upon opening the email, there was but one link, which I share with you now.

I do believe this ad may very well be the Best. Ad. Ever. Old truck seller writes:

"1975 Ford F100 New battery Work truck only, No air but the heater kicks ass, rusty but trusty, bench seat so you can get a good nights sleep, 4 tires and a steering wheel, no fancy power windows just the good old rollie down type. You bring me 2 cases of whiskey or $500 and she's yours." 

$500 - 1975 Ford F 100