Seller writes: Do you ever find yourself stumbling in the dark after a few rye and cokes around the campfire, trying to setup your cheap green tent made for one? Do you have problems meeting smokin' hot women at craven with questionable morals?
Well those troubles vanish when you find yourself riding along in this sleezy hotel on wheels. You no longer have to be the best looking cat at the Joe Diffy concert to be #1 in the ladies hearts anymore!
All 4 wheels work when pulled behind your jacked up 1974 GMC pickup truck. The tread on these tires will send you through the trails to get you to the ultimate camping spot! With a setup like this you'll come and go faster than a virgin on prom night.
The exterior is a perfect combo of brown and yellow. Nothing screams CLASS more than this 70's rig. The interior is full to the brim with tacky colours - newly upholstered, the Hawaiian t-shirt themed couch/bed will help seal the deal (plastic sheets not included). The floors are also newly finished with laminate, nothing to complain about with this hot rod!
The locks on the door are questionable, as with any aluminum sexy home, so I am throwing in a FREE baseball bat to help defend yourself. You could take on 3 grizzly bears or a wildly disgruntled honeybadger (or if you want a gun rack, nail one to the wall. See if I care.)
Equipped with a propane stove and heater, you can cook gourmet meals and stay warm with ease..... Is what the owners manual says, but neither have been tested in 30 years. The fridge works great! Which is why I took it out and I'm selling this beast without it. The empty space leaves room for your imagination...or for a cooler for your beers that you'd like to keep cool for the duration of your time with nature.
This isn't the best looking rig around but this machine isn't designed to pickup crappuccino-voodoo-lattes at chic coffee shops, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Sending small mammals and hipsters into the woods for cover, this cabin on wheels will take you places you've never been! It may even outlive both you and your next two generations of top-notch offspring!
Askin $1200, I'm not too keen to sell but I need some extra cash to put towards my main residence at the trailer park.
If you think you are man enough to handle this rig, gimme a call. We can discuss change of ownership while drinking rye and listening to Johnny Cash.
**Ive been receiving too many calls to establish any order. The person who calls and leaves a message with the best pterodactyl call on my voicemail gets first dibs
***Baseball bat not included
****Not responsible for anything you may pick up at craven
***** Camper sold as is
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-travel-trailer-camper/saskatoon/best-70s-motel-on-wheels/1078334879?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
