Seller cleverly writes:
Hark! The sale of goods!
O! Muse of capitalism!
I'm selling a monitor, Samsung by make; $20 and all 15 by 20 inches is yours to take.
Gather round, hardware seekers for tales of the machine.
See not what the it displays for you, but what you display for the screen.
It goes by many names: sire, scryer, savoir of men.
See now the features of the SyncMaster 920n.
From contests of war, tactics and thought
of concepts forged and ideas wrought
on liquid-crystal display,
the pensive black traveler alight as the day.
With lithe luminescence through the deepest Internet,
surfed Samsung, a creature unscathed as of yet.
Be it merchant or marauder, sage or savage
this watching device surpasses the average.
Be it lady, man, queen or lord,
the purchase includes video cable and power cord.
Weary wanderer, have you the fortune to acquire,
email me to fulfill your desire.
http://www.usedregina.com/classified-ad/Samsung-Monitor-15x20-inches-of-LCD-dream-making_24041024
First seen on twitter: Nice find @DevinPatches
