Bike theft victim writes: Dear whoever stole mine and my brothers' bikes, I am willing to trade you our bikes back for a free kick to the face. My Yellow Rocky Mountain Fusion 2002 Hardtail was locked up with my brothers Lime Green 1999 Specialized Stump Jumper and two other cheaper brands. Upon waking up on Sunday (Aug 19), I found both bikes were gone and the other two were tossed aside. I would also like to give you a swift nut shot or boob punch for the cable that you cut to get at these bikes. I hope you know that I'm willing to sacrifice either of the bikes in order to run you over. If you aren't up for this trade I'd be more than happy if you were to just drop off both bikes from where you stole them with no questions asked. Thanks!!
