I do believe this individual is making fun of the "missed connections" section of kijiji.
Saskatoon wit writes: I saw you at the colional last weekend. You, a stunning dark haired beauty with cocaine eyes wearing tight's with the most powerful camel toe I have ever seen. We shared a moment outside smoking ciggarettes when you asked me for a lighter. I was at a loss for words to say anything. By the time I worked up the courage to approach you, you already had your hand down the bouncers pants. I don't care. I want to take you out for a movie and a milkshake. If we hit it off from there, maybe to my mother's house for a nice bowl of stew.
Colonial last weekend - Saskatchewan Missed Connections Personals - Kijiji Saskatchewan
Saskatoon wit writes: I saw you at the colional last weekend. You, a stunning dark haired beauty with cocaine eyes wearing tight's with the most powerful camel toe I have ever seen. We shared a moment outside smoking ciggarettes when you asked me for a lighter. I was at a loss for words to say anything. By the time I worked up the courage to approach you, you already had your hand down the bouncers pants. I don't care. I want to take you out for a movie and a milkshake. If we hit it off from there, maybe to my mother's house for a nice bowl of stew.
Colonial last weekend - Saskatchewan Missed Connections Personals - Kijiji Saskatchewan
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