Don't stop reading until at least the fourth paragraph.
If your nuts haven't dropped, then don't start reading!!!OK, ill start off by saying that this Truck is only available for purchase by only the real manliest of men (or women). My friends,...if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and five o'clock shadow, this truck would look like Clint Eastwood or Tom Selleck. It's just that manly of a truck!.
This truck was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that "adorable shirt and matching shoes" that you have had your eyes on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or go drive you around to go on "wine sampling tours" and things. NO that's what your Avalon, Prius, or Neon, or Sunfire are for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favour and stop reading this right now. I mean it, just stop.
This truck was engineered by 3rd degree mutant Ninja super warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems ( real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let ANYTHING warm his butt) or on star (real men don't even know what on star is and if they did, would never ask for help anyways).
No this Hulk of a Truck comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super hero/action junkies need. Its got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in lt?. A 40oz of whisky, a stich-your-own-wound kit, and a hunk of leather to bite down on when your operating on yourself. This truck also has a DTT automatic transmission capable of handling 700hp(even Chuck Norris cant handle that) so if your being chased by Libyan terrorists, you will still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window drink your coffee and drive at the same time. Its saved my bacon more than once I tell you!
It has room for you and 5 more hotties you picked up on your way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. Its 12 lift and 40" rubber on 22" wheels were enough to scare Chuck Norris and send him to go suck his thumb and go into hiding(girly man). There's a toe hitch to pull your 50 cal anti-taliban, self cooling machine gun also.
I am selling this 4 wheeled testosterone fuelled monster Truck for 28,000, but I will entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable I mean don't walk up and tell me you will give me 20,000 for it. Thats guaranteed to get you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a three finger eye jab and a cross face chicken wing to finish you off. Would it hurt , HELL YA, lets just say that you wont be the prettiest guy at a Nickleback concert any more.
There is only 132000 on this hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that carry your name. It will live on as a shrine/monument to your machismo.
Now , go to the mirror and tell me what you see. If its a rugged, no holds barred, super brute, he-man Macho Chuck Norris butt kicking man, then contact me. I might be out fighting crime or base jumping or hanging out with my Ladies, but ill get back to you. And when I do we will talk about a price over a jug of Whisky while Johhny Cash plays in the background.
If you preffer to call me and discuss the "finer" details of the truck please feel free to @ 403-506-8970 ill be the "Real Man" on the other end of the phone
Discovered at riderfans.com.
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If your nuts haven't dropped, then don't start reading!!!OK, ill start off by saying that this Truck is only available for purchase by only the real manliest of men (or women). My friends,...if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and five o'clock shadow, this truck would look like Clint Eastwood or Tom Selleck. It's just that manly of a truck!.
This truck was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that "adorable shirt and matching shoes" that you have had your eyes on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or go drive you around to go on "wine sampling tours" and things. NO that's what your Avalon, Prius, or Neon, or Sunfire are for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favour and stop reading this right now. I mean it, just stop.
This truck was engineered by 3rd degree mutant Ninja super warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems ( real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let ANYTHING warm his butt) or on star (real men don't even know what on star is and if they did, would never ask for help anyways).
No this Hulk of a Truck comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super hero/action junkies need. Its got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in lt?. A 40oz of whisky, a stich-your-own-wound kit, and a hunk of leather to bite down on when your operating on yourself. This truck also has a DTT automatic transmission capable of handling 700hp(even Chuck Norris cant handle that) so if your being chased by Libyan terrorists, you will still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window drink your coffee and drive at the same time. Its saved my bacon more than once I tell you!
It has room for you and 5 more hotties you picked up on your way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. Its 12 lift and 40" rubber on 22" wheels were enough to scare Chuck Norris and send him to go suck his thumb and go into hiding(girly man). There's a toe hitch to pull your 50 cal anti-taliban, self cooling machine gun also.
I am selling this 4 wheeled testosterone fuelled monster Truck for 28,000, but I will entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable I mean don't walk up and tell me you will give me 20,000 for it. Thats guaranteed to get you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a three finger eye jab and a cross face chicken wing to finish you off. Would it hurt , HELL YA, lets just say that you wont be the prettiest guy at a Nickleback concert any more.
There is only 132000 on this hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that carry your name. It will live on as a shrine/monument to your machismo.
Now , go to the mirror and tell me what you see. If its a rugged, no holds barred, super brute, he-man Macho Chuck Norris butt kicking man, then contact me. I might be out fighting crime or base jumping or hanging out with my Ladies, but ill get back to you. And when I do we will talk about a price over a jug of Whisky while Johhny Cash plays in the background.
If you preffer to call me and discuss the "finer" details of the truck please feel free to @ 403-506-8970 ill be the "Real Man" on the other end of the phone
Discovered at riderfans.com.
Link
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